Bidet to you, sir

Janitor: Yeah, we got him. And he’s gonna pay.
J.D.: They’re actually arresting someone for stealing pudding and toilet paper?
Janitor: No. They found twenty bottles of Vicodin in his backpack. *pause* did you steal pudding and toilet paper?
J.D.: What? No! I hate pudding and I don’t use toilet paper. *pause* I have one of those french things that shoots water up your butt.
Janitor: Bidet?
J.D.: Bidet to you, sir.


mad Scrub ❤



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10 responses to “Bidet to you, sir

  1. Haaaaaaaaa! That’s great! Funny to read this now. I was talking to my Syrian friend just yesterday and bidets came up in the discussion. 😀

  2. Hahah, I recognized it from pudding. I love Scrubs.

  3. Susanne – talk about coincidence!

    Mona – I agree! Scrubs is pure genuis ❤

  4. Ayesha


  5. I know, eh? God, I love Scrubs <3<3<3

  6. GeekiSiddiqui

    hahah nice! I use to love scrubs…..though I kinda lost interest after the 3 or 4th season….is it still going strong?

  7. I’m not sure lol. I just watch a few episodes every once in a while, when I need a good laugh. It never fails =D

  8. LOL77

    There is 10 seasons of Scrubs, but in the 10th one, JD isn’t with anymore 😦

  9. Rita_Janitor

    I love Scrubs. It’s really genious. It’s my favourite series 4ever :3

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