Janitor: Yeah, we got him. And he’s gonna pay.
J.D.: They’re actually arresting someone for stealing pudding and toilet paper?
Janitor: No. They found twenty bottles of Vicodin in his backpack. *pause* did you steal pudding and toilet paper?
J.D.: What? No! I hate pudding and I don’t use toilet paper. *pause* I have one of those french things that shoots water up your butt.
J.D.: Bidet to you, sir.
mad Scrub ❤