I’ve always hated scary movies. You know the chick that actually screeches, wrings her hands, even jumps up and walks around during the scary parts? That’s me. I never have nightmares or trouble falling asleep, but watching a scary movie is sort of like a really good roller coaster ride. Lol. I talk to, cajole, and even insult the people I know are going to get it bad (I mean seriously, why are scary movie people so freakin dumb!?). And I’ve seen so many movies I swear it’s like I wrote the script, I’m always blurting out what’s going to happen and ruining it for everyone around me.
Anyways, I let my brothers talk me into watching MIRЯORS starring Kiefer Sutherland with them, because apparently “It’s not fun watching a movie alone.” Okkkayyyy. So one fell asleep half way through (that’s how bad the dam thing was) and I was left to annoy my other brother by alternately grabbing him, yelling at the screen, and getting up to walk off some of the tension.
Am I exaggerating?
Trust me. I wish I was!
The point of this post? It had an ass in your face moment!! Totally uncalled for, if you ask me. It was a shower scene (an apparent must in all horror movies) and the girl takes off her robe, then WA-BAM there it was. In. yow. face.
Seriously. Didn’t we have a talk about this a few days ago??