K, while this might not be Islamicaly sound, it’s vastly amusing! I hope you enjoy it as much as I did =)

Here’s a quick translation of all the Islamic terms:

Iftar - meal that breaks the fast (when the sun comes up). Panculturally most awaited time of any day, hands down
Witr - one prayer. You do the sequence only once.
Sahoor - meal that starts ones fast (before the sun comes up). Panculturally, the time of day when the most stuffing of the face ensues
Thob - long white robe wore by men.
MashAllah - Whatever Allah (God) wills. Said when you see or do something good
Salat - prayer
Jammat - congregational prayer
Qiyyam - prayer at night (supererogatory)
Dhikr - remembrance of Allah.
Fajir - morning prayer (before the sun comes up) or…
Fajir - the time of day before sun comes up
Jummah - Friday congregational prayer
Taraweeh - congregational prayer after the night prayers, exclusive to Ramadan
Akhi - my brother!
Masjid - mosque
Jumma - also Friday.
[covered in black spots] – refers to a heart that has sinned. Each sin results in a black dotwhich stains the heart
Alim - scholar
Kufi - we all know what this one is
Sidi - sir, also like buddy, or pal
Hooka - waterpipe
Haram - non permissible
Maghreb – prayer that occurs at sunset